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James Heard
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Activities of Excellence
Cholera.
I'm also pretty good at peeing, because I've been doing it a long time.
I'm not any good at riding horses, cuddling with fluffy cats (because they make my eyes swell and water and my throat close up unless I take enough allergy medication to render me unconscious), not pissing off people who are easily offended by foul language when I've got no good reason to not use it, not laughing at Robot Chicken, putting up with religious idiots, putting up with non-religious idiots, putting up with other sorts of people that annoy me, laughing at your jokes that aren't funny, telling lies designed to make people feel good instead of make people laugh, playing sports, being a good loser, believing that things will "be OK" when they probably won't, flying kites, talking to people about the things that really bother me instead of the things that I know they'd understand, snow, and coming up with the last things I'm not good at.
I'm also pretty good at peeing, because I've been doing it a long time.
I'm not any good at riding horses, cuddling with fluffy cats (because they make my eyes swell and water and my throat close up unless I take enough allergy medication to render me unconscious), not pissing off people who are easily offended by foul language when I've got no good reason to not use it, not laughing at Robot Chicken, putting up with religious idiots, putting up with non-religious idiots, putting up with other sorts of people that annoy me, laughing at your jokes that aren't funny, telling lies designed to make people feel good instead of make people laugh, playing sports, being a good loser, believing that things will "be OK" when they probably won't, flying kites, talking to people about the things that really bother me instead of the things that I know they'd understand, snow, and coming up with the last things I'm not good at.
A Short Biography
Waiting for the mothership. Knock it out for me, Bootsy.
Working hard to subvert the system from within, by callously using the very tools I despise to correct the injustices inherent in our social contracts.
I paint, digitally and in oils. I write, because communication is the way you change the world fundamentally. I make up long playlists that I hardly ever have time to listen all the way through, and forget to save them. I'm often online, because Google has become a third of my brain. I worry about that, except when I realize that if it hasn't become a third of someone else's brain they're much, much stupider than I am. I have a truly vulgar screenplay that involves sex with primates as a serious discussion.
Working hard to subvert the system from within, by callously using the very tools I despise to correct the injustices inherent in our social contracts.
I paint, digitally and in oils. I write, because communication is the way you change the world fundamentally. I make up long playlists that I hardly ever have time to listen all the way through, and forget to save them. I'm often online, because Google has become a third of my brain. I worry about that, except when I realize that if it hasn't become a third of someone else's brain they're much, much stupider than I am. I have a truly vulgar screenplay that involves sex with primates as a serious discussion.
Comedy
